Farage

A very large lorry or truck park associated with border crossings, particularly instances arising from mismanagement.

Etymology: Portmanteau of "garage" (English, noun, from French "garage") and "Farage" (from "Nigel Farage", failed British politician).

Tommy's business went bankrupt because his lorries where stuck in the Kent Farage for two weeks.

by trollson trollson December 17, 2020

Drop Farage off at the coast

To drop a log, download some brownware.

I missed my train because I had to drop Farage off at the coast. It must have been the Taco bell.

by Firescientist September 1, 2022

fartageddon

many people farting in a tight space all at once

there was a fartageddon on the school bus yesterday

by mulletman59 May 4, 2015

Farage

The collective noun for lies.

"Did you just hear what Boris said?" "Yeah, it contained a farage of lies!"

"Have you read the new book by The Professor?"
"Don't; it's a farage of lies"

by Jypsep June 6, 2019

Fabbage

To masturbate a flaccid penis.

That vanilla porn just doesn't do it for me, I ended up just having a fabbage.

by Sven Volfied October 2, 2012

fartage

waxing (in French). for cross country skis

fartage pour ski du fond
(waxing for cross-country skiing)

by nhbill January 17, 2008

Farage

To burst into someone's room while they're having sex and scream at them to pull out, whether they want to or not.

According to legend, a Farage cannot be reversed. Once you have pulled out, it is the will of the people that you don't put it back in, even if you both want to.

"We finally had a few moments alone, then Dave only bursts in holding a rollup and a pint of Adnams and pulls a Farage! Put me right off my stroke."

by Raziel4707 October 26, 2017