Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

by UrVile February 15, 2019

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

fapslap

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.

I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.

by polydizzle February 5, 2009

fapster

A person who frequently faps.

That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009