Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.
by Meatball1985 November 17, 2015
Get the fappuccino mug.A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis March 7, 2012
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"Mmmm, gimme some of your fappicino!"
by The Semen Demon April 3, 2009
Get the Fappicino mug.When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.
by Mike M. September 17, 2014
Get the Vanilla Fappuccino mug."The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."
by MasterMopho August 21, 2013
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Get the fapacino mug.When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.
Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011
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