fatman

Simple, a guy who is fat.

Stu: "Sup fatman?"
Jake: "Not much."
Stu: "Mate, lose some of that flab!"
Jake: "No it keeps me warm!"

by duckrat September 23, 2008

fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm

Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009

Fapmare

When one dreams of fapping during a NoFap streak.

After 30 days of NoFap I experienced several Fapmares

by Knofap August 10, 2017

fatmanic

Someone who has had fatman dropped on them

Little girl: why does that guy look so ugly and sad.
Dad: He must be fatmanic

by Peter Pan1217 September 1, 2017

Famanooloo

Slang for when you greet each other on the streets like a road man

Yo famanooloo your tracksuit looking pengaleng

by Famyyyyyyy bruv May 1, 2020

fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

by vectorise August 10, 2020

Fapmachine

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

by Jl333 March 7, 2009