Faped a Fountain 

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam["

Faped a Fountain by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

faperture 

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.

"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."

faperture by Soreanus June 5, 2013

fapetite

An insanly high apetite to fap

A: Oh, dude, oh got this sick ass fapetite coming BE RIGHT BACK!
B: Okey bro, fap good

fapetite by LarsTheHolyWankeh November 13, 2013

Faped 

Derived from "Facebook Raped". The cyber-crime of hacking into one's facebook and proceeding to update their status without their knowledge, usually in a humourous way (eg What's on your mind? - "I Eat Large Wang").

I totally Faped Kid Drordy the other day. His status was like that for days!

Faped by Social Network Monster September 20, 2010

fapenese 

The language of perverts the world over. It may also refer to someone who is a pervert or specifically to someone who is Japanese and obsessed with hentai.

Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"

Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"

Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"

fapenese by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010

Fapergeddon 

When a gentleman proceeds to 'beat off' until he drops down dead.

Joe: How did he die?
Bill: Ah, it's another case of fapergeddon.

Fapergeddon by Not Rated Yet November 2, 2013

Fapex 

When you fap over your ex girlfriend

"Today will be my last fapex before I decide to forget about her!"

Fapex by Banterman69 March 4, 2015