Manspreading

A feminist term used to discriminate against people with external genitalia who needs to spread their legs to sit comfortably.

"Look at the man over there, he is clearly oppressing women by Manspreading to claim dominance in the name of the patriarchy! ".

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

Vanspreading

"vanspreader"

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.

That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!

by mariangello June 5, 2015

Manspreading

Men should be able so that they don't crush their balls, not taking up too much space.

He's not manspreading

by Daddychill4206021 April 19, 2021

manspreadingrry

the funniest stan account. they are so much have and the best to have around.

‘omg have you heard of manspreadingrry’
‘yeah! they are the best account on tiktok i love them so much’

by harry mf styes October 10, 2021

Manspreading

When a man is sitting and they spread their legs wide apart to show how submissive and breedable they are.

Similar to how a male peacock flaunts his feathers.

You saw that man on the train? Totally breedable! I mean did you see his manspreading?

by jambajuicejay November 21, 2021

conversational manspreading

When someone completely dominates a conversation, especially in a meeting, making all the possible salient points anyone else could possibly have made, then when anyone else tries to add a point, partially or completely dismisses their ideas.

Our retro was 100% the Rob show, conversational manspreading the first 20 minutes. When I finally could talk I said we need a security breach process. He interrupted me and said, "well I'm not concerned about that right now. Anyway it's not necessary."

by BrokenCoffeeCup April 18, 2023