Fallon Bater

Someone who masterbates to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

That dude is a total fallon bater.

by JKK1974 November 14, 2011

Falcon Crest

A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.

The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.

On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.

by GnatTurner November 18, 2011

Falcon Screech

The sound the one makes when having falcon sex.

The falcon screeching from next door kept me up all night

by the falconer August 25, 2004

Black Falcon

n. nickname of tarheel basketball player Harrison Barnes

The Black Falcon just dropped 40 on Clemson.

Did you see the Black Falcon's buzzer beater?

by trent sherrill March 28, 2011

Fallon-foul faux pas

The desperate, near-futile attempt to regain control of Social-Media shared, contraband images taken in direct violation of Late-Night talk show guest-appearance contractual agreement.

Distraught, soon-to-be-famous musical artist: Ummm, is there any chance that you could 'UN-share' those pictures of me and Jimmy before I get fired for committing a Fallon-foul faux pas?
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.

by YAWA April 11, 2019

hooded falcon

A male who's penis has not been circumsized.

The hooded falcon is not a hero, it is a dick!

by Wun Hung Lo December 19, 2005

Falcon Punch

The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"

Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.

by Brownsfan02 July 5, 2012