Flump Drumming

Using your flaccid penis to drum on any area of a partners face.
Eg. Cheek, nose, forehead

“Fancy some flump drumming”

by Jiffster June 20, 2019

Karen flump

When a middle aged curvaceous lady wearing just a bobble hat asked to speak to the manager whilst rubbing a marshmallow flump along her lady rolls.

Karen's been flumping

The office Karen flump

by The dirty marshmallow January 6, 2022

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

Faluper

(Fuh-LOO-per) The act of receiving anal sex from an individual with a face drawn on his/her buttocks--with the anus serving as the mouth--in order to emulate fellatio. In the event of a messy ejaculation, the addition of angry eyebrows is strongly encouraged.

--"Can I borrow a sharpie for later tonight? If I play my cards right I think Marsha will give me a faluper."
--"What the fuck, Dad? Get out of my room."

by Bearded Glory January 6, 2010

Flumptuous

A happy fat person.

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.

by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012

Flumped

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.

'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'

by PG :) September 1, 2009