A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
by chronic.fail October 27, 2011
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Get the Filito mug.A device used to hold the marijuana around the mouth piece of a bottle, so when it is lit the smoke can enter the bottle as the water leaves through a hole at the bottom.
A ratchet can be placed in the mouth piece(5/8 fits exactly) or they can be made from smaller ratchets with tape wrapped around to fit comfortably in the bottle. A hole can also be made in the center of the cap and wrapped with aluminum foil and holes poked in the middle so the the marijuana doesn't fall through just the smoke or you can find a metal screen to put inside the falltop. These can be located in your neighbors kitchen sink faucet.
by billy falltops February 9, 2010
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Get the filito mug.Noun: A town comprised of people who continually fail at things.
Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.
Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.
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