Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009

Failstorm

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail

" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "

by power_metal October 28, 2008

Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.

Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

Failitis

Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.

"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.

"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."

by J Louise March 19, 2010

failitate

Facilitating something you know will fail.

Against my better judgement I failitated an intro between my idiot roommate and this VC buddy so he can pitch his new magic website idea. He's gonna get so crushed.

by tommypjr January 13, 2011