Fathouse

Some fucker that used to own a DSM that sits in #dsm all day and says dumb shit.

(21:37:57) (@Fathouse) I dunno if I wanna masturbate tonight or not

by fathouse February 19, 2004

Jailhouse C-section

Stitched up tear in one's asshole

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar

by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012

Farhouse

Incorrect pronunciation of the word "Firehouse". Usually used by "Far Chiefs". Sometimes pronounced Farahouse.

Joe: Where are you going?
John: I'm going to the FarHouse
Joe: Oh, OK, I'll see you there.

by NJ_Douchebag November 30, 2011

jailhouse muslim

A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.

Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness

Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist

by Psychnurse June 28, 2016

Jailhouse C-Section

When a large man in a prison molests someone and causes tearing in the anus

Bubba: Ima give you a jailhouse c-section

Other Guy: No, Please No *places hands over anus*

by LagTV November 3, 2012

faghouse

A house where many gays live together.

Yo, that faggot lives in a faghouse.

by Anonymous November 23, 2004

Jailhouse Vagina

Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.

Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.

by The noodler September 9, 2004