Failgasm

1. When the sperm turn around and swim back the other way.

2. Epic Fail.

1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"

2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben

by q(^0^)p April 13, 2008

FAILgasm

1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary

(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude

by Whinston masterfield III February 2, 2010

fangasmic

1. To be fantastically orgasmic
2. To experience a fantastic orgasm
3. a "pkim" and "jesse the jew" bizorg creation

1. im so fangasmicly high right now!
2. yo, how fangasmic would it be if savitsky got fired!

by XxIslitmywristsandyoupaintwithmyblood<3xX June 6, 2005

FANGasm

A orgasm over male/female actors playing a vampire in a vampire film. Usually twilight refering to Edward Cullen

Girl 1: OMG have you seen robert pattinson in new moon?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! FANGasm much?

Girl 1: Oh yeah! team edward (L)

by WellHelloTherexx November 22, 2009

fangasmic

fantastic + orgasmic
can be used as an adjective to describe anything

Dude, those hot booty pants are so fangasmic!

by Paul Decker May 6, 2006

Failgasmic

An adjective describing:

1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.

2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.

3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.

1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."

Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"


2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"

You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"


3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.

by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

Fargasm

When a fart results in an orgasm. More prevalent among woman as they masturbate using vibrators, but a already erect male could finish himself up with a fargasm.

Jose was hard while watching porn when he farted, making himself fargasm when he wasn't expecting it.

Juanita had some meaty tacos farts so violent that she fargasmed from all the vibrations.

by Swag Out the Ass October 2, 2011