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Sir Fuckalot

1. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding excellence in the field of fucking and so should be recognised among his peers as a knight of fucking.

2. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding stupidity in all aspects of his life and so should be recognised by his peers as someone who raoyally fucks everything right up for everyone else.
1. Randomer: Hey Sir Fuckalot, what happened with you and that girl last night?
Sir Fuckalot: I fucked her quite a bit actually.

2. You really fucked that one up Sir Fuckalot.
by Luciferean August 1, 2008
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blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.
After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.
by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009
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Facial Friday

That special day of the week when she uses her guy's all natural cream to prepare her skin for the rest of the weekend.
John: "Mary's face is positively glowing tonight."
Dave: "Well it was Facial Friday yesterday."
by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017
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Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
by liveMike June 19, 2008
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facial riff-raff

(noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc. Most often seen on teenage boys.
Girl 1: Billy used to be so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's sad that he has all that facial riff-raff now.
by Estuarius June 7, 2009
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Tuna Facial

When a chick or girl sits on your face.
Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial
by Nyneduce April 28, 2006
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Trump Facial

When the tanning salon sprays you with over whelming spray tan.
"I got a Trump Facial this summer, it was wall breaking!"
by Daddys Darling October 3, 2016
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