failwhale 

An ignorant obese person who does not know his/her place in life. It often shows by being the loudest, most obnoxious person in the room, as an attempt to make up for his/her obesity.

Guy 1: "Look at Tim over there, thinking he's the center of the freakin' universe!"
Guy 2: "Well he does have his own gravitation point"
Guy 1: "lol - He just wont recognise his place in life. He's such a failwhale"
Guy 2: "Amen"

failwhale by Dingler Hangballs January 2, 2008

facewalker 

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

facewalker by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009

facehole 

Someone who has an incredibly uglu ass face and talks out of their ass ,hence facehole.

You are the biggest fucking facehole I have ever seen.

facehole by Suck my balls you facehole May 13, 2005

facehole 

The person is not only an asshole, but an assface as well.

You're driving and some idiot cuts you off without signalling. "Fucking facehole!"

facehole by Mr Facehole Himself May 2, 2006

Facehole 

A wonderful app that helps insecure ugly people trick people into thinking they are hot

Fuck I met this girl online, but she harsh facehole'd me.. her pic was so hot...but she was just a fat COW

Facehole by Dr killbot October 8, 2011

facehole 

What is left after you have been punched in the face.
The hole in your face once you've been smashed.

"Jaime punched me in the face, now all that I have left is a facehole."

facehole by DGZDomino November 8, 2008

facehate 

a feeling you get after facebook stalking someone and discovering something you do not like about them

Karly was feeling some facehate toward Ashley after discovering pictures of Ashley making out with her boyfriend.

facehate by stina4l June 3, 2010