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freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."
by meadams April 18, 2009
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freshmanizing

The act of preying upon freshman girls. Most common freshmanizers are Juniors, followed by Sophmores then Seniors.
Dude! I made varsity freshmanizing this year!
by ThePriceisRite16 June 14, 2006
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freshmex

Obloquy used to describe an individual who is highly emotional, acts melodramatic, and feels insecure around girls who the individual wants relationships with over the Internet.

Said individual may or may not attempt to attain sympathy by continually moaning about how their life "sucks", reminiscing over past derogatory incidents with people that aren't going to give a shit, and threatening suicide.

Commonly intertwined with the following words: bipolar and emo.
He won't be snatchin' my girl; he's just a stupid freshmex.
by Jocose September 10, 2008
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You think you're fresh meat?

Somebody who believes that they are of a superior quality to another person. Generally used when someone is bragging about a personal accomplishment.
Kyle: Dude I totally won our team the game!

Liam: You think you're fresh meat?
by Manusuperfan March 11, 2013
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freshmanizer

n: (fuh-REHSH-mahn-aye-zuhr): an upperclassman, typically a junior or a senior, who hits on freshman girls, knowing they can get some from them. A hobbies/habits/qualities of freshmanizers include hitting on their current girls' friends, breaking up with them after getting blow jobs, posting YouTube links to crappy songs on their walls, being just "decent"-looking, and having no friends in their own grade. ONE DOES NOT WISH TO BE CALLED A FRESHMANIZER: freshman girls beware.
Kyler Mynes is such a freshmanizer.
by J.A. & A.P. March 22, 2010
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Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
by jrabB September 6, 2011
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Freshman

Most of the freshman I'm talking about are usually in the 9th grade in high school. There are two types of freshmen:
Type one:
Cocky,self-centered bitches who have not grown up since junior high, and all they care about is getting laid by the senior guys/girls and act like retards for the first 9 months of the year, and may stop just in time for sophomore year or continue to do this, flunk out and end up working at taco bell or taking care of their 2.3 children from their pregnancy during their junior year.
Type two:

Quiet, respectful, kind souls who only want to go to school and go home. They either care about school and/or athletics and end up being successful in school and in real life. They hate the type one kids since they make the freshman name bad, and end up beating their behinds.
A conversation between two freshman girls:
Jackie (type 1): AAY what up, I'm in high school now! I'm gonna sleep with, like, the entire football team!
Andrea (type two): please shut the hell up, your the reason why that upperclassmen hate us, and your just being a thirsty thot. Just because you are a freshman, doesn't mean you are all that.
Jackie: Whatever, you stuck up prude, I'm gonna be the envy of all the hot upperclass men and girls are gonna hate me because I'm more prettier them, and I'm going to rule the school!
Andrea: Ok then, have it your way then, but don't come crying to me when you end up alone, possibly pregnant and a STD.
( Jackie ends up flunking her freshman year, ended up with an STD and gets knocked up by her "ex-boyfriend")
by confessionsofateenager June 15, 2014
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