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Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.
Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.
by Giles Coren August 22, 2022
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Pulling a Foster

Dating and/or hooking up with a freshman in high school when you are a Senior in high school or older.
"Hey who is Marcus walking down the hallway with? She looks like an 11 year old."

"Oh I can't believe you didn't hear about Marcus pulling a Foster! He's been porking that freshman for weeks now."
by shallb1502 September 21, 2011
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Foster The People

Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.
"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."
by SophieLouise1018 May 30, 2013
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sutton foster

Highly talented Broadway actress who has starred in various productions. Very sweet and down to earth, too.
Sutton foster has a beautiful voice
by Kristinlangst March 1, 2008
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Fosterline

Software used to adopt children. (Subsidiary of Timberline).
Person A - You've been on the computer for awhile.
Person B - Yea, just been surfing fosterline. Lots of children to choose from.
by lifeduzt July 23, 2010
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foster the people

the best band ever created, led by Mark foster who's vocal range goes from The Rock all the way to sexy fan girl.

makes songs such as Pumped up Kicks, Style, A beginners Guide To Destroying The Moon and Static Space Lovers.
Usually found by someone looking at their other songs whilst listening to Pumped up kicks who then goes, Oh shit i'm going to be listening to this band for decades.
Foster the people fan: yo listen to this new single by foster the people
Other person: ArE tHeY ThE pUmPeD uP KiCks BaNd???
Foster the people fan: *Sigh* yeah that's them.
by shshhhaalllaa May 13, 2020
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Isaac Foster

Isaac Foster is a murderer who only ever kills smiling people. He meets Rachel Gardener in an underground prison-like thing and they have to escape. He is from the anime Angels of Death.
Isaac Foster is a murderer who also is super sweet.
by KazuichiSoda October 24, 2020
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