shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

banana float

When a male ever so gently rests his cock on a female's lips (either pair works).

Ciki- Yo did u hear Lazo banana floated Lola?

by Gay cunt 3 May 19, 2021

float bottle

A float bottle is a bottle that floats.

I was walking down by the beach and I saw a float bottle.

by lets shoot up some time January 3, 2009

float rider

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman

Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.

by sheila in the car June 7, 2009

Floak

The act of drifting, as through life, love, or friendship, and succeeding without apparent effort or skill.

John floaked through school and still got a good job, while I'm stuck in Zuccotti Park.

Despite listing "Ability to floak" as her only known skill on her resume, Meg got the job as CEO.

by saumanahaii November 15, 2011

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook

Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.

by skatingjenny January 16, 2011