Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

flubber nutter

A guy who likes to have sex with fat girls.

Billy: I think Eddie is a flubber nutter.
Tom: Why?
Billy: His last three girlfriends were huge.

by lambotama December 17, 2008

Flubber Cups

A large woman with dimply,stank tits that happen to be large and flappy

Wow your mom has insanly large "flubber cups"

by minTncoffe August 19, 2008

flubber tits

A fat bastard with a weight problem.

Mike J.

by SF March 25, 2003

flubber muncher

one who is extremely attracted to human beings or animals of the obese species. they are struck by lust when in plain sight of flubber. normally can be found creeping at your local fast food restaurant.

Dude, did you hear about Tyrell?" "No, what about him?" "He's a totallllll flubber muncher!" "No way!" "Yeah dude! I totally saw him mackin' on some grenade at McDonalds!

by dandan&shanaynay April 21, 2011

Flubber Dubber

Different name for comdom.

Daddy did u bring protection, yep I brought the Flubber Dubber

by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018

Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.

Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.

by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012