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You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
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A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming
STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING
by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019
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The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. This is no ordinary tape. Its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks.
Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but it grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Its powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! It is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! It is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, it keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but it comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes.
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed his boat in half!” ~Phil Swift
by MeinKraft August 29, 2019
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the tape the fixes anything!
Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!
by Meme Describer September 3, 2019
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Person 1: That’s Cellophane! He’s the Tape Hero! His quirk is Flex Tape!
Person 2: wow, fanboy much? And I thought it was just “tape.”
Person 1: no it’s Flex Tape
by DraconicOxalis April 13, 2021
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This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔
Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.
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