Fladishapate

A fetish disorder which is getting an orgasm and/or getting
turned on to glancing at flashing lights and/or bright lights
that cover the appearence and even get caught into something else, with/or shrinking or growing of any kind of mass and/or living things in reality or delusion and is like a
sexual disire and shows and/or makes some people with this disorder to feel dominance and/or dominant. Sometimes when these events are happening, having this disorder may also cause shock to the person who has it.

"Oh yeah, Ash Kethchum is throwing that Pokeball at that new rare Pokemon to catch...I gotta see what it looks like when it's going inside that pokeball, and then I think i'm gonna fladishapate!"

by Quelzvern September 6, 2009

rectal fluids

The nastiest possible shitstorm flying out of your ass in diarhea form

Omg look at my rectal fluids

by 5678utube December 11, 2013

FAIDS

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.

Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."

by phroot January 23, 2009

FAIDS

FAIDS or FADES, featured in the comic titled The 120 Nights of St. DeathCruise, is short of Fish Aids. Fish Aids was originally coined when the author saw a person fishing in the Hudson River, NY.

Eating a fish infected by FAIDS will result in death.

by RaineLizander September 10, 2006

Flads

Basically an all around pimp, player, hustler. Always known to throw the wildest parties and hook-up with the hottest women. Can usually be found in the VIP sipping champagne. Also known to be one the hardest mofo's around who can stop bullets with his teeth.

I went out last night and had the craziest time. We were hanging with Josh all night, he is definitely a Flads.

by MrSmalls April 22, 2011

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

The Flaid

One of the most talented, yet severely underpublicized, creative geniuses of our, or any, time.

Have you seen what has been released by The Flaid recently?

by Shwany December 29, 2008