fid

underage kids who are texting each other and do not want to risk spelling out "fake I.D." in their messages use the shorthand "fid"

Do you know where I can get a fid at this school?
She doesn't have a fid so don't ask her to buy for us.
Yeah, Mark and George have fids so they are buying alcohol for the party this weekend.

Only invite people that have fids to go clubbing tonight.

by yupyupyup14 March 03, 2014

fids

Nottingham slang for someone that is very intoxicated (normally high on weed) (mainly used around arnold sherwood daybrook and bestwood

yo hes fids man look how red his fucking eyes are

by nottinghamfella January 12, 2021

Fid

When you have already done something ( e.g action, fucked a girl etc. )

"Yo ashley got fid in by that side nigga lmao!"
"really, damn that nigga pipin'!"

by Lil Roti September 11, 2018

FIDS

frank iero derangement syndrome. characterized by 5 stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance (coincidentally, very similar to those of grief). search it up for a detailed chart

"have you seen frank's latest post?"
"yeah, he's so hot"
"you have crippling fids"

or

"MY FIDS WONT LET ME FUNCTION"

or even

"i've been diagnosed with fids, (wink) and it's terminal"

by motherfuckerbabe March 24, 2022

FIDS

Frank Iero Derangement Syndrome - a condition suffered by those who experience ungodly amounts of attraction to Frank Iero.

Oh god, Frank Iero posted a selfie on Instagram! My FIDS is acting up!

by Eli Bruh March 24, 2022

Fid

Fake ID

I’m only 17— they won’t let me buy without a fid.

by adhd Jay July 07, 2022

FID

FID is that quiet kid who is really funny once you get to know him, he is a semi memelord and has an abundance of memes
He also has an interest in fish and cars,

Oh my god look at FID he’s so lonely

by Okwhatisnotused June 30, 2019