FIDS

Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.

I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS

by bibpaule February 17, 2009

FIDS

FIDS is an abbreviation for “Frank Iero Derangement Syndrome”. It refers to the intense, almost debilitating obsession and attraction towards Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance. It is a term used in the MCR fandom on Tumblr.com, and was coined by user ‘Awsugar’ in May of 2021. There is no known cure for this ailment.

My FIDS is strong today

by Imabomb March 24, 2022

FIDS

Acronym for Fecal IDentification System. This system is used as a more accurate alternative to fingerprint recognition by some software companies.

"Please wash your FIDS device thoroughly after you have logged off."

by Tony R. April 28, 2005

Fid

NZ slang for a fifty bag of buds. can also be called fiddy bag
Plural: Fids - two or more fiddy bags

"Me and the boys had a phat sesh with a couple fids"

by brendons_forehead December 06, 2017

Fids

The word "fids" comes from the word "kids" The "f" means feathered. Its a word that bird owners will use, usually the more advanced owners.

Ahh, the fids have been going crazy all day.

by Cipiripi April 04, 2011

FID

Stands for Fat Indian Dong. Meant to describe an Indian man who has a large or "fat" penis or "dong"

Dude, did you tell her about your FID? Maybe after that she will sleep with you.

by Dobbyisanelf October 30, 2020

Fid

Fid, or "Feathered Kid," is a term used by many parrot owned to refer to their bird.

She was the proud parront of a very energetic fid
Parronts of all ages flock together to discuss their parrots.
He had three fids and considered himself a very responsible parront.

by LuckyDust July 15, 2011