Fids

The word "fids" comes from the word "kids" The "f" means feathered. Its a word that bird owners will use, usually the more advanced owners.

Ahh, the fids have been going crazy all day.

by Cipiripi April 22, 2011

FIDS

Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.

I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS

by bibpaule February 16, 2009

FIDS

FIDS is an abbreviation for “Frank Iero Derangement Syndrome”. It refers to the intense, almost debilitating obsession and attraction towards Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance. It is a term used in the MCR fandom on Tumblr.com, and was coined by user ‘Awsugar’ in May of 2021. There is no known cure for this ailment.

My FIDS is strong today

by Imabomb March 23, 2022

FIDS

Acronym for Fecal IDentification System. This system is used as a more accurate alternative to fingerprint recognition by some software companies.

"Please wash your FIDS device thoroughly after you have logged off."

by Tony R. April 28, 2005

fids

Nottingham slang for someone that is very intoxicated (normally high on weed) (mainly used around arnold sherwood daybrook and bestwood

yo hes fids man look how red his fucking eyes are

by nottinghamfella January 11, 2021

FIDS

frank iero derangement syndrome. characterized by 5 stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance (coincidentally, very similar to those of grief). search it up for a detailed chart

"have you seen frank's latest post?"
"yeah, he's so hot"
"you have crippling fids"

or

"MY FIDS WONT LET ME FUNCTION"

or even

"i've been diagnosed with fids, (wink) and it's terminal"

by motherfuckerbabe March 23, 2022

FIDS

Frank Iero Derangement Syndrome - a condition suffered by those who experience ungodly amounts of attraction to Frank Iero.

Oh god, Frank Iero posted a selfie on Instagram! My FIDS is acting up!

by Eli Bruh March 23, 2022