facilitree 

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

facilitree by faciliphobic May 10, 2006

Facilitize 

A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.

"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"

"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."

Facilitize by ninja787 September 23, 2009

racialist 

Being aware of racial boundaries... and judging people based on them. But not hating them for it.

reggin backwards is a lifestyle, not a skin color. =racialist creed

i'm a racialist, just because my asian girlfriend has a sideways pussy doesn't mean i'm not gonna fuck her!

i know i'm not racist because my lab partner is a muslim. but i'm a racialist so i'm apprehensive.

Racialist by a wall in Israel... What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner?....... he broke his nose.

racialist by jethay! May 3, 2011

facissist 

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

facissist by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013

Facilitated Fucking 

When one helps you fuck yourself by any means.

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

Facilitated Fucking by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

fatalist 

Someone who believes that all events are predetermined and therefore inevitable.

He was a fatalist

fatalist by bigpp75 June 22, 2020

fapitalist 

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

fapitalist by Bucky McBride December 10, 2020