face plant

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Facepalmtastic

1. When the best, or only, appropriate response to a situation is a facepalm from a third party, because words just cannot describe the full extent of thoughtlessness or idiocy as is evident.

2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.

This textbook is facepalmtastic because the publisher let the author get away with saying this:

"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."

EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.

by Jewfish65 October 18, 2008

face plant

A trick in all freestyle sports such as skateboarding or snowboarding in which the athlete contacts the ground with his or her face. Term is derived from other tricks such as a foot plant or hand plant in that the trick involves placing a body part on the ground as part of the trick. Although wildly popular, the face plant is rarely performed on purpose.

Person 1: "Dude, that was the gnarliest face plant I've ever seen!"
Person 2: "I should go to the hospital."

by MTB man July 6, 2011

faceplause

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009

Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

Faceplam

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

by iTesco August 23, 2010

facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

by Okra Boy November 18, 2010