Bender Extender

The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.

Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.

by StoutSkeeze April 29, 2009

extended shower

When one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to masturbate either in, before, or after the shower. Often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host's house and gets action resulting in blue balls.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 O'Clock in the morning at my house?

Dude 2: Sorry man needed that extended shower.

by Coco Puff tha Don April 8, 2008

estettering

1. living life in the manner that nothing can touch you on your way through.

2. being in a state of dewy-eyed innocence to the world around you.

Today i was estettering in class and totally forgot to take notes.

by H-Pa Biggums March 25, 2009

Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011

extend grace

Giving mercy (aka grace) to someone when they most definitely don't deserve it.

Extend grace: Holding your tongue when someone cuts you off in traffic.

by KDazzle February 24, 2014

Extendo

an extended blunt full of weed made by adding blunt wraps on and adding more weed

extendo long as an extention cord

by tooblunt April 1, 2015

penis extension

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.

Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!

by CT Vigilante May 31, 2006