Eptense

A combination of the adjectives Epic and Intense meaning something totally and completely awesome.

Dude, Cobra Starship is totally eptense!

by kelseyfangsup August 11, 2008

expensessary

A product or service that is expensive but necessary to maintain harmony in
your life. A product or service you are not willing to do without no matter
the cost.

My Starbucks venti-soy-no-water Chai latte is expensessary to my life.

by barefootbabe March 10, 2009

extended vacation

A prison stay.

I just got back from an extended vacation and my wife was knocked up.

by sweetenough September 30, 2013

Extended Jeromes

Alternative identifier of the type of cold-weather underclothes that cover you from waist to ankle commonly referred to as "Long Johns" .

If you're going out to shovel the driveway, don't forget to wear your Extended Jeromes. You don't want to get a Chilly Willy.

by Paully Bear December 20, 2020

extended back

A person (usually a female) who has no ass, but instead just a back that seems to extended to just about their thighs.

Look at that girl, she has no ass.. just an extended back!

by flamboyantflamingo March 27, 2005

Extensions

Hair extensions are made from a range of human and synthetic fibers. Synthetic fibers include Kanekalon and Toyokalon, and can differ from brand to brand. Synthetic hair in general is less expensive than human hair, and is available in a wide array of colors and textures, from natural to extraordinary. Human hair is available in many different grades, and is usually advertised by ethnic origin; India, China and other Asian countries are the top suppliers for 'virgin', or unprocessed hair. Eastern European countries are the source of 'Caucasian' hair.

Hair extensions are mostly seen on 'scenesters'.

by angieellymarie August 20, 2008

extended essay

A paper that an IB student has 2 years to write, assigned by a useless class called TOK or theory of knowledge. It has a 4000 word limit and can be written on anything the student likes. After a year of stressing about CAS hours, the TOK essay, IB orals, and endless work, the student relizes the paper is due the next day and must bullsh** his way through a 4000 word paper that is not in the subject (such as psychology, Biology etc)they chose. The paper is usually submitted to turnitin.com and is 99% copied because of the numerous incidences of plagerism found in the paper. This paper MUST be accepted by IB or you will NOT recieve the diploma and you wasted 2 years of your life and gave up your soul and have become a living zombie and will eventually become a crackwhore.

1.Shana- Hey lynn, why did you cut school today

Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today

Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls

Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB

by Shanabobana =] March 18, 2007