Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.

If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. "Dude, I just let out an escapee!"

by HRL May 29, 2007

Myspace Escapee

One who has managed to escape the clutches of myspace, and deleted their account, having finally realised that myspace is responsible for the state of the world today.

I've been a myspace escapee since 19/12/06

by Phil Murray December 20, 2006

Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.

by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009

Ghetto escape room

An escape room for broke people.

I put a Rubik's cube in that old refrigerator box. There's your ghetto escape room

by Sparty911 May 1, 2019

Escape

Something we all crave, but can never truly find. The closest we can get to escape is lighting up some good weed and just trying to forget all our problems in this hell we call life, but still we can never truly find it

I'm gonna try to escape my problems with some good dope

by Blinkerrr February 9, 2015

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020