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Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
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exambushed

When you arrive to class late, as usual, and everyone is busy taking an exam that you forgot about. Can also mean receiving a hard as fuck test in a seemingly easy class.
I strolled into class today and was totally exambushed.
by Fat Harsh May 16, 2008
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exam neck

that ache in your neck because you've been looking down for so long, usually occurs when sitting long exams.
Dude that history exam gave me one hell of an exam neck!
by Paul Heffernan January 22, 2008
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egasm

She was talking so dirty I had an egasm.
by enadreffahs March 12, 2004
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Examorexia

An exam related mental illness that involves the subject revising between 6-12 hours a day under the impression that they aren’t revising enough. This belief forces them to revise more and more but enforces said belief.

This illness is usually seen in Teenagers sitting/about to sit exams.
symptoms can include;

Lack of social life.
Fustration.
Unquenchable need to constantly revise.
Despair.
Dude 1 "i was gonna go over my girlfriend's and get blotto last night but i couldn't cos she has examorexia!"
Dude 2 "tough break dude!"

Hot girl 1: I've been working so long today but it isnt enough!
Hot guy 1: looks like you're examorexic Baby!
by Fritzle May 29, 2009
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Testicles Exam Line

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019
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mam-exam

n. A breast examination
n. any sort of womanly exam
oh no!!! i'm late for my mam-exam. my gyno is going to kill me!!!!
by panda puffin July 3, 2010
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