Exagserbate

v. to overly exaggerate the endearing qualities of a woman while you masterbate all over her.

Did you see the youtube.com clip where Peter North exagserbated all over Jenna Jameson?

by Buddys B June 15, 2009

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

Exasturbated

When you’ve made things worse for yourself BUT you feel better temporarily

I really exasturbated things by flipping off my boss

by crakerbakers September 28, 2023

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

exaserbate

1) To piss off!
2) What Ivan occasionally does to Rob.

Ivan totally exaserbated me by correcting my spelling of exacerbate!!

by RobTheStud December 11, 2008

exasturbate

1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.

2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.

1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."

2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.

by thewise June 11, 2013

exacerbate

A word used by self-important twits who could have just said "aggravate".

Self-importance tends to exacerbate the use of a grandiose vocabulary.

by justme2 January 2, 2009