Evidence

The body you are trying to hide in your backyard.

"We ran out of room in our backyard, so we had to hide the evidence in our neighbor's yard,"

by Kawshee January 5, 2010

photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

by Yams January 16, 2008

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

by AJWar May 21, 2010

Evident

Evident is a hive YouTuber/streamer, best known for his rather bad traps and excessive screaming and overreactions.

He got famous on hive by trapping people better at pvp then him and posting it on YouTube.

Friend 1: Bro did you watch evidents new video

Friend 2: no evidents bad pleb

by Rusian February 23, 2021

Evidently

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.

Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.

by MrFly August 28, 2016

Evren

Evren is the girl who leaves you speechless. She will enchant you with her pure heart and her magical eyes. You feel safe and happy with her. There's nothing more important than having an Evren, especially if it's her birthday on January 4th

She is like an angel her name must be Evren

by denizsegelohr November 22, 2021