an essay only written in nhs for to torture the studnets. usually it combines acpects of hisotory and grammar along with a good analysis and its can affect ones grade up to 15%
After the long process of correcting the anchor essay all the grades were lowered by a facotr of 1/3
by John December 8, 2003
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I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.
Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.
Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.
by B-e-n February 15, 2006
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The state of waking up after a long night's essay writing to find out that none of the previous nights work makes any sense because you were so tired when you wrote it.
*Man wakes up and goes straight to the computer*
Man: "Oh man! What on earth did I write last night? How does that even make sense to anyone ever?"
*Later at uni, man is sitting in front of computer, friend walks up*
Friend: "Dude, you've been sitting there fixing your essay for ages! Have you got an essay hangover or something?"
Man: "Yeah man, it's chronic!"
Man: "Oh man! What on earth did I write last night? How does that even make sense to anyone ever?"
*Later at uni, man is sitting in front of computer, friend walks up*
Friend: "Dude, you've been sitting there fixing your essay for ages! Have you got an essay hangover or something?"
Man: "Yeah man, it's chronic!"
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Has strong familly values. Normale an accountant or something in the financial bussiness. Gorgeous hair and face. She mostly has guy friends. They make the best girlfriend ever. She knows exactly what she wants. Most of the time sweet, but don't make her angry, you will regret. Can be sometimes very arrogant. All the females want to be a Esmay for sure.
Has strong familly values. Normale an accountant or something in the financial bussiness. Gorgeous hair and face. She mostly has guy friends. They make the best girlfriend ever. She knows exactly what she wants. Most of the time sweet, but don't make her angry, you will regret. Can be sometimes very arrogant. All the females want to be a Esmay for sure.
by Crazyasz March 14, 2019
Get the Esmay mug.When a person, in an attempt to get someone's contact info without directly asking them, asks another person for their help in reviewing an essay they wrote. The person asking will offer two options between printing it and giving it to them, or getting the other person's contact info and sending it to them.
Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.
Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.
Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?
Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.
Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.
Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?
Person 1: "Hey, I wrote this essay for English class and I don't feel like showing it to the professor, can you look over it for me?"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)
Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)
Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"
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Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.
by jman101 September 9, 2013
Get the Suppository essay mug.1. A composition that is usually a few pages long.
2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.
2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.
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