Feast of Essence

Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.

Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.

As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.

"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"

"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"


"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"

by oneoftheholidayscreators July 31, 2005

essence

a fucking trainwreck

essence isnt stable

by dyingontheinside January 25, 2021

essence

The Way A Lady Will Carry Herself..Attitude,Way She Walks...milkshake

I like her essence, it makes her and her personality beautiful.

by GivIt2Me February 1, 2004

Essence

total Badass, and also not to mention shes a smart, independent woman who loves her mother, shes been through some things and has a bad reputation.

GIRL: EW

Essence- total Badass, and also not to mention shes a smart, independent woman who loves her mother, shes been through some things and has a bad reputation.

by dhjekwkwow September 5, 2019

pure ass essence

The smell of a pure ass smell and for more purity the word essence is added!

That smells like pure ass essence man!

by andezzat April 24, 2010

Essence's Ass

The best ass ever it is big juicy and thick asf
asf-as fuck

Dude #1:Omg look over there.
Dude #2:What?
Dude#1:Essence's ass is big and juicy Ima hit.

by Yep18 December 17, 2016

mythical essence

The smell of semen

lol nice mythical essence, you were totally not wanking over there

by WeirdSpecialties June 1, 2017