Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature

Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.

by some fag December 8, 2015

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

2016 Election

The most fucked up election in America in a long time.

To be honest, I don't think I'm going to vote in the 2016 election. It's a fucking mess.

by Assassin aprentice September 18, 2016

I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off

Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.

by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017

mass erection

1. When someone gets a super stiff boner from playing Mass Effect 1, 2, or 3 and/or looking at one of the many female characters or their respective sex sences.

2. A person who gets a hard-on from playing any of the Mass Effect games.

man looking at Liara's ass give me such a mass erection

by drity_d December 12, 2012

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003