erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008

homo erectus cock inda buttus

It is when a homosexual male puts his penis into another mans asshole(may also be homosexual).

How did you like my homo erectus cock inda buttus?

by Biggyfoots December 14, 2015

Henrikus Erectus

A special type of homo sapiens. The species is endangered. There is only one left. The species originates from Asia.

I have just found a skull belonging to a Henrikus Erectus.

by Professor Rick September 16, 2018

Homo erectus

The gayest name for primitive human being ever made. Seriously, homo erectus? Come on!

1) homo erectus is the gayest name ever
2)I know, who doesn't think it's gay?
3) Me!
Silent
2)(gunshot to 3)
1)(curb stomp to 3) fuck you!

by Gdbni November 8, 2011

Homo non-erectus

1.The missing link between men and sloths.
2.Insult term for a man with erectile dysfunction.
3.A person who should not reproduce for the sake of humanity.

Male: Will you go out with me?
Woman: No, your such a homo non-erectus!

by bongo bongo June 12, 2008

Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.

"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."

by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007

Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.

A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.

by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007