Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

The Equity

You are standing infront of the Oxygen Machine but you wont fix it

"oh no the Imposter did the Equity"

by Kirumi August 31, 2020

DVR Equity

Allowing a TV program to start recording, before beginning to watch, so enough time elapses to skip through commercials.

-Bro, So You Think You Can Dance is starting; put it on!
-Yeah bro it's recording, I'm building up DVR Equity so we can skip the commercials.

by Teddy McTederson May 12, 2011

Positive equity

Verb. Your overall Economic projection into the world. Antonym: negative equity.

I own a modest house, a paid off car, minimal debt, zero student loans, and some think its okay to come into my life and absorb my positive equity.

by Jennis TheMenace September 29, 2020

sweat equity

Putting time, effort and mental work into something that isn't finished or paying off yet.

Sweat equity is a great act of faith; it's chasing your dreams and working with what you have: yourself.

by Lil'BowPeep October 7, 2023

Private Equity

A company run by idiots who buy up their favorite childhood companies or important and basic services so that they can bankrupt the company or drive up the prices of the services just to make a quick buck

Person 1: Hey, what happened to Toys R' Us and Sears? Why are ambulances and homes so expensive in the U.S?
Person 2: Private Equity, man. Bought up all those companies and services so that they could ruin them for a few dollars.

by URBANist_ January 8, 2026

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017