i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

double ended dragon

When one pukes and poops simultaneously.

Jack, finding himself not able to hold back anymore, leaned off the side of the boat and performed the double ended dragon, spewing chunks out the front and feces out the back at the same time.

by doubleg007 November 14, 2011

ended

Derived from 'end' describing someone as very drunk - heard in and around Birmingham in England but might be more wide spread.

Bob: I'm getting ended tonight!
Jim: Yeah, let's get ended and pull some fit birds!

by V2 December 23, 2004

rear ended

sodomy, usually very unpleasant.

Remember that guy, who got mad money for being rear ended, what ever happened to him?

by DarkNova December 8, 2001

The Devil's Ennema

Noun: An ancient & ritualistic sexual position, first practised by the Jhahabbi monks of Tasmania, Australia and Newfoundland, Canada, wherein during the course of anal sex (male-to-female in the "doggy-style" position), the male releases the totality of his over-filled bladder into the anal cavity of the female; the resulting pressure causing the excess urine to be expelled around the base of the member, while still inserted. This position is best used when the female's undergarments are still around the knees or higher, as to cause the highest chance of said undergarments being soaked the the resulting discharge.

N.B Uttering the term "the Devil's Enema" may result in thunderclaps, lightning flashes, and the sound of wolves howling in the distance.

"That skank in the bar was so hammered, I took her into the gents and gave her The Devil's Ennema without her even noticing that her pants were soaked in my piss. Can you smell that shit?"

by Mike and Tom's School of Evil May 6, 2008