engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

by are595 November 9, 2009

Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009

breast enlargement

To enlarge a woman's breasts through surgical or natural means.

surgical breast enlargement: silicone implants

natural breast enlargement: pills or creams such as Breast actives, or bloussant.

by Stilted Fox June 1, 2009

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019

engagement ring

The ring given from man to woman when the woman accepts the man's proposal... traditionally the ring should contain one diamond at the least .

I said yes to Frank and he gave me a huge engagement ring!

by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008

Engagement

A calculated decision made to prevent others from encroaching on territory held by proposer of engagement. Simultaneously marking all call options held to zero in the process. Antonym: See "True Love"

I will have to have an engagement contract with Jan if she gets into HBS. You guys don't know how bad the ratio is over there.

by Anonymousey41 April 19, 2011