Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

by Christina March 10, 2005

emerica

probably the best damn skate shoe to use out there.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Emeril Surprise

Your playing just the tip and BAM! You ram it in her

Last Night Mike made laura cry by giving her the emeril surprise

by Mike and Shane October 12, 2006

emeriese

Emeriese is the nicest most inteligent and drop dead gorgeous person you will ever meat. She is the one friend that will have your abck no matter how many times you fuck up. Every time you are withher, she makes you feel like you're high on the chemical that makes you haooy. She os the type of friend that will come up with some random ass fact to tell you as you pass her in the halls to make you smile. Emeriese is the girl everyone has a giant crush on but she is such a bad ass that everyone is scared to admit it. Emeriese is the bravest girl you will ever meet. She is always herself and won't let anyone put her down because she knows that all the fuckers out there that put people down and the ones that are just sad and lonely. She is the most beautiful gay fuckboy you will ever meet. Whenever she is around her crush she will always start blushing and sometimes even sprint out of your local boba shop to avoid them and you are left hystaricly laughing because she is so god damn cute.

Absolutely no one: Emeriese is such a bitch
Everyone else: YASSSS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ----UwillNeVeRKnowww------- October 1, 2019

emeril lagasse

man who knows how to kick food up a notch

as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse

by leona May 21, 2005

Emerick

A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.

The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.

by Ron Merz September 8, 2007

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022