eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018

Exaculate

precise, as in "spot on" with all the excitement, relief and satisfaction of well...you know....sex.

Also:
2) A nice/naughty shoppers term used to express delight at a particular find. For example, to-die-for shoes to go with that new outfit. "OMG, they're exaculate!"

(3) A term used to describe an attractive single male. "He's absolutely exaculate!"

by sheba's fire March 19, 2009

ejaculate

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout

Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

by Calliope April 16, 2007

frothy ejaculate

when one has an STD that produces frothy translucent liquid when ejaculation occurs.

"Yo bra I just made frothy ejaculate"

by cooliofoolio13425 August 20, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005