Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
No
Dude, It'll blow your mind!
Really? Guess I'll try.
5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
No
Dude, It'll blow your mind!
Really? Guess I'll try.
5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
Get the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim mug.A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.
John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.
(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.
(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.
by bryri February 27, 2010
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When an elder member of the human race doesn't feel the need to wait in line. (usually a buffet of some type) Either because their time is running out, or they have given up on any social grace.
My goodness was that an eldercut....did that old person just cut in front of me at the buffet line? Well, I guess I will let them get away with it, because they can't hear me anyway.
by Daren Strange December 7, 2005
Get the eldercut mug.A funny, down to earth girl who is the bestest friend you will ever have. She makes you cheer up when you're feeling down and is always there for you. An elerie usually likes to play sports- specifically basketball (Or she may be really good at something else) and she's open to trying new experiences. Having an elerie as a sister is very lucky as you can be sure that you'll always have someone to guide you. She likes puto.
by Dukeoferl August 16, 2012
Get the Elerie mug.You will probably not live to be considered elderly, considering you most likely spend more time reading urban dictionary definitions than taking care of yourself. Honestly, I don’t blame you. Life sucks.
by attack helicopter April 28, 2021
Get the Elderly mug.The Elder Wand, variably known as the Deathstick, the Wand of Destiny, the Eldruhn Wand, and the Elhorn Wand, is one of the Deathly Hallows.
According to legend, whoever united it with the Resurrection Stone and the Cloak of Invisibility would be the Master of Death. It was said to be the most powerful wand that had ever existed and was able to perform feats of magic that would normally be considered impossible. For example, it was able to fully mend another wand that was thought to be damaged beyond repair.
It is fifteen inches long, made of Elder. It has a core of Thestral tail hair.
Harry Potter was the last master of the Elder Wand, Draco Malfoy being the previous master, then Albus Dumbledore before him who defeated the previous master, Gellert Grindlewald, in 1945. Grindlewald, in turn, stole it from the Bulgarian wandmaker, Gregorovitch who is the most recent master that the books mention.
Voldemort was in posession of the wand for a short period of time however he did not understand that to be the master of the wand you had to have won it from the last master, he stole it from Albus' grave not knowing that the wand alreadt trully belonged to Draco who had disarmed the headmaster before his death.
The power of the Elder Wand ended with Harry as it is mentioned in the books that he returned the wand back to Dumbledores grave.
According to legend, whoever united it with the Resurrection Stone and the Cloak of Invisibility would be the Master of Death. It was said to be the most powerful wand that had ever existed and was able to perform feats of magic that would normally be considered impossible. For example, it was able to fully mend another wand that was thought to be damaged beyond repair.
It is fifteen inches long, made of Elder. It has a core of Thestral tail hair.
Harry Potter was the last master of the Elder Wand, Draco Malfoy being the previous master, then Albus Dumbledore before him who defeated the previous master, Gellert Grindlewald, in 1945. Grindlewald, in turn, stole it from the Bulgarian wandmaker, Gregorovitch who is the most recent master that the books mention.
Voldemort was in posession of the wand for a short period of time however he did not understand that to be the master of the wand you had to have won it from the last master, he stole it from Albus' grave not knowing that the wand alreadt trully belonged to Draco who had disarmed the headmaster before his death.
The power of the Elder Wand ended with Harry as it is mentioned in the books that he returned the wand back to Dumbledores grave.
by Luna Loony Lovegood October 28, 2010
Get the the Elder Wand mug.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!
by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003
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