elephantitis

elephantitis are the female tities of an elephant, sucked on by male tities and baby elephants.

Oh shit, that elephant got some big ass elephantitis!

by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

Elephantitass

The result of one neglecting their diet therefore acquiring an unusually large ass. People with this unfortunate condition can often be seen wearing velour sweat pants with suggestive wording on the butt (i.e. luscious, sexy..) that attempts to convey what the person wearing them cannot.

Damn girl, I shouldn't have eaten those chilli cheese fries, they really irritate my elephantitass condition.

Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.

by MFaturgin October 21, 2008

Elephanties

A sharp, aggressive fart that, when produced, sounds not unlike an angry elephant trumpeting in the wilds of Africa.

Sounds like someone's got a bad case of the elephanties today!

by Julz Humpty Hump August 26, 2010

Elephantismic

A condition where a woman looks similar to the body of an elephant. Concerning the big, flat booty, fat stomach and fucked up legs.

Damn. Is that your new bitch. Nah, my nigga look at her ass. That shit elephantismic.

by Finding_Nemohoes February 3, 2019

elephantitis

elephantitis is an unfortunate condition where the balls hang quite low. A lengthy colum of skin forms followed by two suspended balls. Often accompanied by shaven pubic hair.

ie. the balls can reach parallel to the patella, and in very extreme cases, the tarsals. "To patella and beyond!"

by Sexy Sarah January 12, 2004

elaphantitis

To have an unusually large set of nuts

Jimmy couldn't walk properly and tripped on his nuts alot because he had elephantitis

by Nut Skraper May 25, 2003

Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011