ehoarder

A person which keeps every iteration of a file ever created in a system so disorganized and unintelligible that when they do need the file, they can't find it.

Steve, you email has been full for 5 f^*&^ years, and you are blocked from recieving email again. You are such a ehoarder, will you please clean your s%^ up!

by Samuel Fucking Adams July 25, 2013

eard

When a ear is so hairy that it grows a beard.

Your ears need to take a trip to the barbershop, your eard is taking over.

by BudgieMuscle1 September 16, 2016

E-hard

Someone who acts hard on the internets

Spark is a perfect example of this, on irc and xbl, he is very e-hard by pwning noobs (and arrogant americans)

by [Spark] April 17, 2008

etard

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

by AG July 10, 2004

ETard

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

Edhardy Fags

Individuals who are associated and support the ideas and fashions of Don Ed Hardy. Often they are located in night clubs, they tend to have mediocre faux hawks, enjoy fist pumping, wear hats and belts with diamond studs, and gather in groups in order to grind on attractive single women.

We went out to the club last night, and there were a bunch of edhardy fags grinding and fist pumping on some random girl.

by Ledend February 26, 2011

ehara

she’s a baddie, she gets what she wants at any costs.

“ I wanna be ehara so bad omg”

by haraakenzo December 20, 2021