evaporated 

A chobo dota player

Evaporated sucks the wang at dota

evaporated by Nuks! June 2, 2003

elaborate condom 

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

elaborate condom by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004

Elaborate 

a nice way of saying gay

You see that guy over there? He is elaborate!

Elaborate by Bobbity Joel June 27, 2007

Elaborate Trap 

Elaborate Trap, also known as iTrap, is a sub genre of Trap Music. It's a loaded term meant to distinguish the crowd pleasing, gangster friendly Trap from the more refined and intelligent, gentleman's Trap music.

Usually enjoyed by listeners that enjoy the 808 sub bass, sped up hi hats and layered synthesisers that typify the genre, but are not entrenched in the drug fuelled, cough syrup soaked roots. Elaborate trap is just as at home in the lounge, over a cup of earl grey, as it is in the Club.

"What are you listening to right now?"

"Elaborate Trap, you probably haven't heard of it."

Elaborate Trap by DictatorET June 21, 2013

evaporated jew 

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

evaporated jew by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021

evaporated milk 

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

evaporated milk by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

Exaporating 

What happens to men's jeans after being left on a chair on a hot day. Typically, the man does not wear underwear so the funk be with the jeans. Some exaporates into the chair while most exaporates into the air.

What's that puse colored haze over the jeans in my chair?
Oh.. I know... I reverse turtled for a long time and had some strong fettichimny for lunch. With refrieds and now their exaporating.
turtle, refrieds, gas puse

Exaporating by cheapsuitdan January 1, 2012