earsturbation

The intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.

Man: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)

by mfort November 30, 2009

Camp ernst middle school

When you get fucking food poisoning and the teachers hope you die of a stroke becuse they are to busy shoving there fingers up there ass

Person 1 :go to hell
Person 2: (sorry I already go to camp ernst middle school)

by xXlootthiefXx January 23, 2019

ernstoff

A turtle-like person.

ONE GUY: That guy is such an ernstoff!
ANOTHER GUY: Yeah, and that bowl cut only accentuates it.

by theredbassist February 13, 2008

Camp Ernst Middle School

The dumbest School in the fucking country, the teachers suck ass and smell like shit also they have Summit, that shit is fucked up.Sooooo you should never come to this dumb ass school

DO you wanna come here?Camp Ernst Middle School

by DumbAssKidozzzz August 27, 2019

Earnest belled

A very rare disease all though one out of one people get it. We don’t know what it does really but it’s sode affects can make your day very.... laughy

I hate you Mrs Copeland!

Sarah don’t laugh!!

I JUST GO EARNEST BELLED.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Laughy gas 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼 January 28, 2019

Hannah Earnshaw

A sexy mother fucker, Pulls all the boys, sexiii afff,

“Woahhh look at Hannah earnshaw she is sexy affff”

by HannahEarnshawSuperFan February 11, 2018

earnest

(adj.) from Old English: "rise to the attack", "readiness for battle" (mindset for same). Earlier associated with the will - "resolve", "eagerness", in less militarised times tending to "dignity", "solemnity", seriousness. Need not exclude humour.

John's earnest wish was to enable access to pure water for all.

by Alarick September 3, 2006