ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.

You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."

by angelossary April 19, 2010

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013

Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003

ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

by Anonymous November 2, 2002