Acronym for: Everything That Ever Was - Available Forever. Coined by Patton Oswalt in his article for Wired Magazine titled "Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die." (Wired 19.01).
"When everyone has easy access to their favorite diversions and every diversion comes with a rabbit hole’s worth of extra features and deleted scenes and hidden hacks to tumble down and never emerge from, then we’re all just adding to an ever-swelling, soon-to-erupt volcano of trivia, re-contextualized and forever rebooted. We’re on the brink of Etewaf: Everything That Ever Was—Available Forever."
~Patton Oswalt
~Patton Oswalt
by Bronsh January 5, 2011
Get the Etewaf mug.It's more than rivalry. It's more than Ash and Gary from Pokemon.
It's more than Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter.
It's an aggressive clashing of eternal friends in a competition which could nearly destroy the world but because of overusing it, the world is now used to get destroyed everytime so it takes less time to get back to the original form.
Top notch rivalry in brutal ultra deluxe.
Opponent, competitor or such pussy words can't describe the Überness of this new word.
It's more than Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter.
It's an aggressive clashing of eternal friends in a competition which could nearly destroy the world but because of overusing it, the world is now used to get destroyed everytime so it takes less time to get back to the original form.
Top notch rivalry in brutal ultra deluxe.
Opponent, competitor or such pussy words can't describe the Überness of this new word.
No example. If there are two best friends who really like to beat the shit out of each other, you can call that eternal rivalment. Because they will never learn out of the situation.
by The_Paper October 14, 2010
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Etelvina , a smart intelligent girl who strongly knows her worth and has a clear sense of herself. Extremely loyal and driven to excel in anything she desire. Aware to her surroundings and vibes of other people. Can not be boxed in of other people perception. Can not duplicated. Just a beautiful soul and a beautiful world. Is blessed in many ways
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Get the etelvina mug.(n, abstract). Back in the day, internet use was restricted largely to scientists, college students, and professors. Therefore, these people were the only people operating the Usenet (Forum - mods = Usenet). Every September, the Usenet would see a large influx of new college freshmen who were not familiar with the established standard of Usenet use. They would temporarily ruin the experience for about a month.
Then came the September of 1994.
That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Then came the September of 1994.
That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Before Eternal September, the Internet was for news and discussions and long range communication.
Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
by acphlem July 2, 2009
Get the Eternal September mug.To trick someone into looking at a picture of a man's scrotum by describing the image as something else. This can be done via e-mail, internet message board etc.
First seen on mustangworld.com as posted by a user named "Turd" who titled a message thread: "Another creature unearthed by the Tsunami" which followed a legitimate thread by a similar name. When users clicked on the image link they were shown a picture of his scrotum.
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