email

Shia temporary marriage, referred to as mu'tah. Email is used between teens to talk about mu'tah without others knowing, often for the sake of short term relationships

Bruv when are you gonna do email?

Ali this girl's cute you should do email with her

by 7sen June 3, 2024

email tennis

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

Email Swirl

Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question is gunned down by eroneous crap; causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.

Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.

by John Spenker March 4, 2008

Email Victims

The art of courtship and flirtation in the modern work environment.

Vivienne really fell for my email victims game. A couple of worthless emails and a few drinks later and she was feelin' it.

by A.P. All Day March 12, 2008

Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.

Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!

by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012

email generation

The ability to tell in general how old someone is by their email domain.

President Barack Obama once said that baby boomers "Cling to their guns, religion, and AOL.com email domains" - This references the fact that no one below the age of 50 still uses AOL. The baby boomer generation, like most senior citizens of their time, are known for their frugality. That is to say, they are cheapskates. However none of them seem to be able to figure out that free email accounts are widely available and they don't have to pay for it through AOL anymore.

Gen X'ers often stick to hotmail.com or yahoo.com. They don't want to risk coming off the Pearl Jam or Third Eye Blind mailing lists.

Gen Y'ers stick to gmail.com. As are a few forward thinking Gen X'ers (*those whose hotmail or yahoo accounts got hacked at Y2K)

The millennials are just too fuckin' hip to be defined by their email. They just communicate with each other through twitter...I mean snapchat...oh wait that was so last week, how do I find out if my beard and skullcap are still in?

(Woman, to man at a bar) Hi handsome? Nice beard, spectacle glasses, plaid sportcoat, and tight-fitting jeans with the cuffs rolled up. Can I email you?
(Man) LOL!!
(Woman) Well if you change your mind, I'm [e-mail]
(Man) Cougar!
(Woman) OMG he knows my email generation

by RATTnroll October 31, 2016