Easter 

It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.

What's not to love?

Person 1 - It's easter time again
Person 2 - Yeehaa! Time to break out the cross and get fat!

Easter by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008

Easter 

The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.

-I banged Allison last night.
-Dang...you are such an Easter.

Easter by lion February 17, 2005

easter 

To force someone into a sexual act through manipulation or incapacitation.

From a story told by US Army soldiers after Desert Storm about a soldier who used ether to knock out his tent-mate and force anal sex. The name of the story was "The Ether Buddy," and a common mispronunciation was "The Easter Bunny."

He easterd you into doing WHAT??

easter by Blade April 27, 2004

easter 

Baby Carrot: Tiny Dick

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot

easter by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005

Easter 

The Sexy BEAST that gets girls everyday and never stops on anything unless he accomplishes it he is the reason girls Break up with there Boyfriends. He/Shenis The Definition Of Great , Sexy , And Power The All Great God Easter

Boyfriend: Fuck he having Sex With my Girl
Dude: Beat his ass
Boyfriend: I Cant
Dude: Why?
Boyfriend: Because....
Boyfriend: Its Easter
Dude: Fuck Dont Mess with Him

Dude: He Bad News

Easter by Savage.COM January 30, 2017

Easter 

A day where usually little kids will wake up, and hunt for Easter eggs. Usually, the eggs have some candy in it. It is believed that the "Easter bunny" will come to your house at night while your asleep, and scatter Easter eggs around your house. However, when kids become older, they will realize that the Easter bunny isn't real.

April. 16, is Easter!! Time to eat some candy!

Easter by BLUE456754744 April 16, 2017

Easter 

A word for describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.

Wow what an easter i bet he can lift more weight than words he can spell.

Easter by His Majesty December 28, 2005