Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 March 19, 2012

Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

flying dutchman

a dutch man on an airplane.

man 1: hey is that guy dutch?

man 2: yeah and hes on the plane..

man 1: haha hes a flying dutchman

by enjoisad June 24, 2010

dutchman's pipe

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis

Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.

by Tremors March 14, 2009

Phantom Dutchman

(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.

-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"

-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"

by B.T.D.C. March 1, 2011

Angry dutchman

when an angry gay black man pours melted cheese on to a unsuspecting male european tourist and violently rapes him while making monkey sounds

tyrone gave jaroslav an angry dutchman

by dyingtoaster November 4, 2014

Dutchmans hobble

The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.

I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.

by Horn521 June 16, 2015