"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"
For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.
EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.
EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
by dnb soldier June 2, 2010
Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).
When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!
by Saulstar September 10, 2020
by enjoisad June 22, 2010
1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis
2. slang term for a penis
Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.
by Tremors November 3, 2008
(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.
-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"
-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"
-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"
by B.T.D.C. February 13, 2011
when an angry gay black man pours melted cheese on to a unsuspecting male european tourist and violently rapes him while making monkey sounds
by dyingtoaster November 5, 2014
When you combine a Stranger with a Dutch Rudder. Or when both parties deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in their primary limbs, followed by the act of a double dutch rudder.
by organized anarchy March 16, 2015